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Boy who failed
One day .. a boy took a test and he failed.. haha...
Boy: Mom! Mom! i failed my test...
Mum: oh realli??
Boy : Yes.. I'm Sorri!!!!
Mum: oh son! i am so proud of you...
Boy: REALLI??
Mum: Yes... NOW... gimme your handphone.. no playing the computer.. gimme the MP3 and MP4 and PS2.... and XBOX!!!*suddenly becomes angry*
Boy: *sobbing* yes...
Mum: thanks .. i am so proud of u ...*back to the fake smile*
NEXT DAY...
Boy: mum!! i got 100% for a test!
Mum: Realli??
Boy: yes!!
Mum: here.. a new hp and MP3 and MP4...
Boy: BUT>>>>...
Mum: adn your new XBOX!!
Boy: But mum!! those are my old stuff
Mum: *gives the boy an angry glare* say some more and no more things for you!!!!!!!!
Boy: These are all so new!! THX!!!
ok end of joke...
Pei Yee asked me a realli silly riddle
she asked me if i was trapped in a room with no.. DOOR AND WINDOWS.. and a tap is flowing with water.. how are you gonna save yourself??
She also said that there was a papaya , a pineapple and a guava...
Then she asked.. me.. how are u gonna escape???
i said.. TURN OFF THE TAP!
she said ok..
then she said ," i give you three options..."
1) You use magic and turn the papaya into a water sucking monster
2) u take all the fruits and put it on a hat and dance the cucaracha
3) u turn into sponge bob.. and ... go into the pineapple and live there forever...
i chose no.1...
haha...
imagine if this scene happened....
Girl: u may turn off the tap..
Boy: er.. take the papaya and stuff it up the tap!
Girl: u may turn the tap off...
Boy:u can stuff the pineapple and guava up the tap!!*looking stressed*
Girl: U CAN TURN OFF THE TAP!
Boy: i don't know! Don't ask me anymore! TOO MUCH PRESSURE!! ARRRGH!!*boy runs away*
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