Mother : SON!! u must play basketball then when you grow up, u can find a gf.. and a wife....
Boy : But i don't want a gf or a wife...
Mother : Oh... then it will make you handsome!!!
Boy : *starts sobbing...* What??? are you saying i am UGLY???? How could yooooooooou!!
Mother : *starts to panic * NO!! i am not saying you are ugly .. i am saying you are not tall enough..
Boy : *continues sobbing* What ??? are you saying i am short???? What is wrong being short??!!!
Mother : NO! it will make you a better person!!
Boy : YES!!! i will strive !!
Mother : YES!! you will strive!!
*both were looking ambitious*
Boy : BUT i am too young...... so ... i don't care...
Mother : Oh....
haha.. ok.. that is the end of THAT story...
Now .. today....
i was helping a friend create an email so... she was like CHARMAINE!!! help me think!!
so i went crazy and said all sorts of STARS>>>>
ME:
red star
purple star
blue star
orange star
apple star
banana star!!!!
then dunno what snapped in my mind.. i said HONEY STARS>>>>
when my friend heard it she started laughing.... ok.. so weird.. of all things .. A CEREAL>>>> OF ALL THINGS!!!!